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Short Tag Line:
Staying positive despite all is the key to true happiness
I/We are looking for
We will be going out in a much more limited basis due to an illness. We will be partying as Shelly feels up to it though.
Hello! We hope you are kicked back, holding some sort of alcoholic beverage (soda if you are being naughty and reading this at work...lol) enjoying your day. We are...drum roll...Jay and Shelly. What are we looking for. You never know what the hell to put here because what are we supposed to say lol...but here goes.
We are looking for homo sapiens with normal serotonin levels and healthy marriages to have fun with. Translated....fun ass people who are not headed towards child support (in this marriage at least ha!) payments, who laugh at themselves and just want to have fun. Fucking is neither expected or a reqirement for you. You just want to get the hell away from your bad ass (sorry, I was thinking about OUR chillrens lol) children, drink a few, play some pool, dance and have fun. Lets face it. You work hard...and under Obama we work harder today to make what we made yesterday...you work hard, you oughta play hard. If you do not like playing hard and laughing and having fun....we are NOT for you.
What else are we looking for. Children that clean up behind them...shit, wrong fantasy hahahahahahaha. We do not use the whole bullshit about ahem..."we aren't Ken and Barbie and we do not ask you to be" bit. Although Shelly would love to have Barbie's titties......but back to you. LOL. If you do not scare young children and you do not make old women cry you are probably safe hahahaha.
In all seriousness however...if you are looking to patch up a dying marriage...and lets cut the shit, we know when and if our marriage is dying...we pass. If you are under the belief that if you fuck in swinging maybe your spouse will not cheat....again, keep on rolling. We are looking for fun. If your bullshit interrupts our fun time we will send our 3 kids to your house, see how you like it hahaha. Kidding about that. Just be here to have fun and its all good.
Describe Yourself:
Oh, this is fun! Describe ourselves. Well, as team lost_j1...we have been married for almost 20 (ack, how the fuck did we get this old) years. We have a mutual respect that only comes through experience and time. We are parents of 3 children (if you are into torture we can send them over for awhile LOL) who keep us very occupied.
Jay. He has blonde hair and beautiful green eyes. You see the pics (amongst the 10 million of Ms. Camera Whore ha). Jay is a fan of the female. He is attracted to women who look in the mirror and love the woman they see. Confidence is a very strong aphrodesiac for him. He loves watching a woman who feels free in her sexuality and herself.
Shelly. Shelly has dark hair and dark eyes. You see the pics if you have like 3 hours hahaha. She is attracted to confidence. She is initially shy and likes men who are outgoing, funny and flirtatious. She honestly does not do well with shy, reserved men...so do not be shy!! She also does not do well with sexually passive men.
Thats about it. We do not believe in being braggarts, we are just 2 ordinary people who exercise consistently but we are not running the Boston Marathon. We watch what we eat but we aren't afraid of enjoying a nice slice of pizza. We have standardly issued genitalia (we love it when we read about people who have extra super cock and pussy...ours is standard issue heehee). We are very clean and do ask that our playmates be clean as well.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
This is not fantasy but a true story.
I got off early today. Jay sends me an email at 4:00. It says as follows: Put on your black silk top, no bra. Put on your checkered mini skirt with a white thong underneath. Be on the bed wearing a blindfold and have your hands restrained behind your back. Be on the bed waiting for me when I get there. So I get in the shower and I shave and wash all of my body, conditioning my hair carefully. I reapply my make up and do my hair. I smell of My Desire by Victoria's Secret. I carefully prepare myself as my dom commands making sure that my make up is perfect. I wear my lipstick that causes my full lips to be plump. I get onto the bed and I wait for him. I hear Jay come in and hear him moving around the house...and it makes me wet just with the anticipation of it. He comes in and says nothing. He goes into the other room and turns the radio on. He comes back into me and has me suck his throbbing cock. His hand is in my hair guiding my head. I deep throat his cock and suck his balls; hearing him moaning makes me even more hot. I want my hands to caress his body but they are restrained behind me. He stands me up, turns me around and bends me over onto pillows. He starts licking me; licking my ass, biting my buttocks, moving his fingers along my thong. While he is doing this I am rotating my hips towards Jay, moaning. He reaches back and I feel the touch of a feather against my clit. He rubs and rubs. I literally start squirting just from the anticipation and feather against my clitoris. He is then still licking my ass and biting. By this point I'm wanting his cock inside me and I'm begging him for it. He slowly slides a dildo into my tight ass that replaces his warm wet tongue. Jay then slowly plays with my tight ass with the erotic hard dildo. Still flicking the feather teaser on my hard wet clit from squirting. He slowly stands up and while the dildo is lightly in my ass he starts to fuck my wet pussy. Jay then puts the dildo so that the tip rubs my ass as he grinds my wet pussy. He moves the dildo from my ass and pulls my hips back and gives me what I've been asking for. His thick ass cock slides into me and he is pounding me from behind, my thong at my feet now and his thunb slides into my slick ass. I can feel his balls slapping against my clitoris and its fucking making me hotter. While he is doing this he is slapping the hell out of my ass, putting his right hand in my hair and yanking my head back and scratching his nails down my back. I am in a frenzy now wanting to be fucked harder and harder. He puts his hands on my shoulders and really gives me that fucking amazing cock. I cum screaming and moaning, animalistic. He then pushes me forward and is behind me on the bed, his hands by my face. He unrestrains my hands and they are before me now. My face is all screwed up in a mixture of desire, lust, pain and pure fucking pleasure. My teeth are clenched together and I'm telling him how much I love how he fucks me. I am so frantic that I'm biting his arms and sucking his fingers. By now its just nasty fucking with my hair in my face and me telling him that this pussy is his and now fuck it even harder. Jay is sweating from the work and his sweat is dripping onto my back, turning me on even more. He turns me around into the missionary position and sits right below my breasts. I want him to cum in my face. He is touching his throbbing cock and tells me to lick my nipple, which as a good slut I do. He tells me to push my breasts together and I again do as commanded. He cannot hold it anymore because I am pinching his nipples and scratching down his chest, telling him how hot he is and how desireable he is. Jay closes his eyes and looks down at me, I'm writhing my body with him. He cums all over my chest and I'm loving it. He then comes down, licks his cum off of my chest and kisses me over and over.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
Shouting out to the Bonham Exchange in San Antonio!!!
We are finding lately that certain people see us as "hyper" selective. We are not HYPER selective. Are we selective? Yep. Do we play with just anyone? Nope. So for the record yes, we are a picky couple. However, we aren't hyper selective. We do this for erotic fun, verse just to get a piece of ass. This ia a hobby for us not an everyday thing.
Just be here to have fun. We are laid back people. If you get there and there is no sexual attraction we won't take you out back and beat the shit out of you lmfao. We will not get mad or show out or act like 4 year olds. We realize as WE are picky so should YOU be. As a matter of fact, we seek out other couples/singles who are also picky. As Shelly says it, she doesn't want to know you fucked her only because she was the next available pussy. Fun is top priority to us.
Why are you here. If you saw this on Swingtown and decided that instead of bowling this weekend lets play swingers...bad idea lol. We seek couples who are sexual in nature and are here because this is truly who you are. Its not a fad, it is an extension of who you are.
Alcohol. We like alcohol. However, we do not REQUIRE alcohol in order to do this. We do this because this is who we are, not because Petrone or Grey Goose gave us the courage to do this. If you require alcohol in order to do this we are not the couple for you.
Condoms. Yes, they are required. Gentlemen, we realize how much you despise them. And in a perfect world we would not need them. However this is not a perfect world and we do require them. Yes, even if you happen to "forget" it in the car...take your ass to the car and get your condoms lol. In that same "vein" (sorry, that pun sucks), both Jay and Shelly are now surgically safe.
Anal. Shelly does NOT do this. It is not for discussion or negotiation. No, when she is tipsy she will not be talked into this. If the other wife enjoys anal and this is something she and Jay wish to do...well, its her ass lol!! That is fine, Shells has no issues with that. But in regard to Shell's ass, it is not for penile penetration.
If you are married, even if your wife is no longer giving you what you need (you have no IDEA how many times Shells has heard this one lol), we do NOT play with married men playing alone. If you are on business we do not play with married men playing alone. We know that some do this....hell, WE do this on occasion!! Heehee...but we just do not have time to investigate, especially when you are from out of town. And since karma is a bitch we choose not to participate in this type of situation.
We cannot play at the drop of a hat. Let us repeat: WE CANNOT DROP EVERYTHING WE ARE DOING TO TEAR OUT OF OUR HOUSE TO GO AND FUCK YOU IN AN HOUR. We pretty much play on Saturday evenings when we have a babysitter. Thats it! LOL. No, Shelly will NOT sneak OFF and cheat on her family to make out with you in the parking lot of Walmart.
Know that there are no secrets between J&S. If you ask her to cheat on her family (because a cheater does not just cheat on their spouse, they sneak behind their family) know for certain that she is going to tell Jay exactly what is going on...and he does the same thing. Yes, women ask men to cheat as well as men do we have found heehee.
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